Gerald Hazizi/Bravo Girls trips are all about accusing your friends of alcoholism because you love each other, injuring yourself in a comedy of errors, and getting kicked out of every establishment you enter. When you’re a Real Housewife, the fun times are relegated to a flashback, anyway. You’ve got to do what you’ve got to do to make the moment count. In the Greek land where taglines are illegal and good times are strictly scrutinized, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are desperately seeking sanctuary, hoping they can find themselves in a peaceful place before the season’s end. Unfortunately for them, they can’t even make it to breakfast. Angie K. smashed her finger on the cruise as penance for wearing one of Brownyn’s blow-up costumes, and here, she’s smashed in the face with a tray full of glass. Okay, you want to be Greek? Fine. Opa! Read more at The Daily Beast.