Joe Raedle / Getty Images Donald Trump fired off a blatant and off-topic lie during his rambling press conference about bombing Venezuela and abducting its president, Nicolás Maduro, and his wife. “We have no crime in Washington, D.C.,” said a visibly exhausted Trump, 79, while listing the alleged atrocities of Maduro, 63, on Saturday. Trump made the bizarre digression during a press conference that was otherwise about the U.S. military’s stunning Saturday morning smash-and-grab capture of the Venezuelan dictator , who now will face trial in New York upon his arrival in the United States. Read more at The Daily Beast.