My girlfriend will be horrified to learn I had drunken sex with her mum… now she is pregnant and I’m devastated

DEAR DEIDRE: I ENDED up having drunken sex with my girlfriend’s mum after a boozy Sunday lunch. Now she’s pregnant and I don’t know what to do. Her mum invited us both round for a meal in the summer, but my girlfriend had a cold so stayed at home. She insisted I go to avoid...