GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Despite ample opportunity for the troubling realization to occur to him in the long hours he spent staring at his laptop, sources reported Tuesday that local man Aaron Semple at no point recognized during his recent rewatching of every Planet Of The Apes film that he might, in fact, be depressed. “I thought […] The post At No Point While Rewatching Every ‘Planet Of The Apes’ Does It Occur To Man He Might Be Depressed appeared first on The Onion .