Long ago, in Germany’s Thuringian Forest, an early reptile sat down in mud for a minute and left behind the pettiest legacy imaginable. Around 298 to 299 million years later, scientists are celebrating what appears to be the oldest fossilized cloacal imprint ever identified. Yep, this is a “butthole” headline. The cloaca is a single […] The post The Oldest Butthole Ever Found Is a 290-Million-Year-Old Fossil appeared first on VICE .