Photo Illustration by Elizabeth Brockway/The Daily Beast/Getty Bro, this Iran attack is based. So epic. Such fury. Secretary of Half-Completed Pull-Ups, Pete Hegseth , freaking killed it as his press conference laying out the American plan in Iran going forward. “Death and destruction from the sky, all day long,” he promised. NOT! And stop saying it’s a war! Because it’s not! It’s a major combat operation! A special military operation! An existential battle for Christianity! Ok, maybe don’t say that last one either. But whatever you do, stop saying it’s a war . Read more at The Daily Beast.