NBC Rising Saturday Night Live star Ashley Padilla reprised her role as Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem in the latest cold open, this time to roast Noem’s sudden departure from Trump’s cabinet. “I just want to make it clear that I didn’t get fired. I self-deported,” Padilla’s Noem clarified at a press conference. She added, “And though I may be leaving this job, I will not be ending my mission. As I told my plastic surgeon: the work is never done.” Read more at The Daily Beast.