KALISPELL, MT—Presenting a united front in their carefully timed effort, friends and coworkers announced plans Monday to gang up on local depressed man Alberto Rivas right when he felt at his worst. “We’re all coordinating with each other to ensure that at the precise moment he thinks he’s hit rock bottom, things actually get even […] The post Friends, Coworkers Announce Plan To Gang Up On Depressed Man Right When He Feels Worst appeared first on The Onion .