MILPITAS, CA—After gradually resigning himself to an evening entirely devoid of physical intimacy, local man Seth Martin observed Friday that his third date with Hinge match Laura Parker was apparently just going to be watching Amélie without any hugs or kisses. “We’re an hour into the movie and Laura hasn’t so much as held my […] The post Third Date Apparently Just Going To Be Watching ‘Amélie’ Without Any Hugs Or Kisses appeared first on The Onion .