Once upon a time in the Republic of Uncommon Sense, a learned economist discovered a new branch of economics — Partisan Wealth Theory. The theory is simple: when the nation sinks, a few must float… preferably those close enough to the life jackets of power. Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia, the digital apostle and former Vice President, recently confessed on live television that under his watch, “a lot of people in the party who were not rich became very rich.” Aha! The prophet has spoken. At last, the mystery of Ghana’s disappearing prosperity is solved. The cedi didn’t just vanish; it was transferred.