The US launches Christmas season with a roast turkey feast, like the gastronomic equivalent of doing a half marathon to warm up for doing another half marathon – only with pumpkin pie and – for reasons that escape us – macaroni cheese. Like the helpful publication it is, the Washington Post had a top tip […] The post The Washington Post advised people to take a ‘fart walk’ after overindulging, and Twitter thought it was a gas – these 18 top takes trumped the lot appeared first on The Poke .