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Dad jokes and pessimistic aunties: Egypt’s adverts turn World Cup fatalism into comedy
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Dad jokes and pessimistic aunties: Egypt’s adverts turn World Cup fatalism into comedy

Dad jokes and pessimistic aunties: Egypt’s adverts turn World Cup fatalism into comedy

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