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40-Year Old Man Now Spends Inordinate Amount Of Time Researching Electrolytes

SAN ANTONIO, TX — Sources confirmed that local 40-year-old Marcus Harper officially entered the developmental stage of adulthood characterized by an intense, borderline-religious obsession with researching electrolytes.

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