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Women shared the wild come-ons that went totally unnoticed by a hapless guy – 17 blinding misses
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Women shared the wild come-ons that went totally unnoticed by a hapless guy – 17 blinding misses

Here’s a rather lovely thing that may go a little way to provide some kind of reassurance that it’s not just you that does this sort of thing. It’s a Q&A over on Reddit in which women were invited to share the wild come-ons that went totally unnoticed by a hapless chap. ‘Ladies, what is […] The post Women shared the wild come-ons that went totally unnoticed by a hapless guy – 17 blinding misses appeared first on The Poke .

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