'I asked Scottie if he was trying to kill us all': The secrets of the Masters champions dinner - 'brutal' menu choices, schoolyard pacts and risque jokes, all spilled by the chosen few who got sport's most exclusive invite to RIATH AL-SAMARRAI

That table. It might just be the most sanctified in all of sport. If you win their tournament, a seat is yours for life - but you do have to eat whatever the defending champion has chosen.

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