Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear

WASHINGTON—Smiling vacantly while the FBI director rattled off classified information over thumping EDM music, local bottle girl Tanya Page reportedly nodded along early Friday morning as Kash Patel screamed state secrets in her ear. “Yeah so we’re actually invading Pakistan soon! Nobody is supposed to know that, pretty cool, right?” said Patel, spilling his Don […] The post Bottle Girl Nods As Kash Patel Screams State Secrets In Ear appeared first on The Onion .

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