Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy

VATICAN CITY—Lambasting the “muddled” plotlines of the post-Lucas era in a staggering 60,000 words, Pope Leo XIV released a new encyclical Friday on the perils of Disney’s Star Wars strategy. “The Star Wars franchise, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel […] The post Pope Releases Encyclical On Perils Of Disney’s ‘Star Wars’ Strategy appeared first on The Onion .

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