Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs

WASHINGTON—Instituting a massive overhaul to the federal government’s scientific grant system in order to find the mythical cartoon characters, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that he would be diverting all science funding into locating The Smurfs. “These are very bad tiny blue people, and we gotta kill these Smurfs immediately—I don’t care how many vaccine […] The post Trump Diverts All Science Funding Into Locating The Smurfs appeared first on The Onion .

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