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After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes
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After Mail-In Ballots Tallied, Joe Biden Wins L.A. Mayor Race With 81 Million Votes

LOS ANGELES, CA — After multiple days of late-night mail-in ballot drops finally being tallied, it was discovered that Joe Biden had won the Los Angeles mayoral race with an astonishing 81 million votes.

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